*If talking about poop makes you icky, do not read further!
……….I was a terribly unhealthy vegetarian.
What I mean is my diet consisted largely of M&M’s, cereal (Apple Jacks and Total), Large quantities of whole milk, eggs, carrots and bacon. Okay, bacon isn’t a vegetable and neither is eggs but those are two that I love and could not live without. Once I was married……..
…..I expanded my tastes. No longer was I a Vegetable loving fool, I also loved steak, rare and bleeding, Chicken and even pork. Then I became experimental, eating any kind of meat that I could. I wanted a rounded pallet, if there is such a thing. So I ate everything that previously, I would have thrown up in my mouth to have even smelled.
Recently we decided to clean out our systems. We used a product called Colon Blow to help with that area. Uh What?! What IS that?! Well it cleans you out and friends, all I will say is, that shit wasn’t normal, literally. My “releases”, as we will call them, were odd, I mean the wrong color and smell. That tells me I need to clean shop! ( about now you are wondering, WTF?! Why do I read this lady?)
So what now? The next step is back to being a(n) (almost) vegetarian…. with some bacon and eggs on the side….and perhaps some steak now and again. My husband, in the past, has been one too, though his were dietary reasons and technically he should have never gone off of the said diet.
So this will be an adventure for both of us. As I relayed in an email to a friend, all of a sudden the veggies look like aliens. I don’t know what to do with them! They may as well start dancing and singing because all I can do is stare at them while inside my head I am saying, ” Stay calm! It’s only a carrot…and a pea…and some rice…and a bell pepper! You can do this!” And then that is repeated over and over again in my head until I have to sit down and drink coffee to calm my nerves.
We also steer clear of cheese and flour and potatoes (exc.. sweet potatoes), this will truly be interesting.
Pray for my soul and sanity.
My next blog will be on my new award! I am so excited!!!!! Woo-Hoo! And this is another abrupt ending to my blog.