My son finally decided he was ready to start potty training. Despite all my effort and convincing that he should try this new and wonderful invention, he has refused. Plus he finds playing with his penis very fascinating since potty time is one of the only times he gets to see it. I can see the wheels turn while he sits there looking down between his legs, ” What is this stretchy thing? Look I can stretch it past my knees!” It’s kinda weird how amazed little boys are by their own “man junk”.
So like I said Odin has begn the process. Oddly he started it while we were out shopping. Every store went in he insisted on using the potty and so we did. Every time he went ! I was super amazed. I felt like I had the most talented boy in the universe! I was sure no one else’s boy could pee as well as mine. I must have sounded psycho from the other side of the bathroom stall, giving high fives and “woo-hoo’s!” to Odin. But like I said he is a super talented Pee pointer.
Afgter all that success we went and bought him a dinosaur as a little push to keep peeing. Since we have been home though, he gets it but not as much. Maybe he is holding out for more dinosars. I am certain though that it will take.
On other notes: I am finally fee of that whore they call ATT. I bought out and now (or soon will be) the proud owner of a no contract virgin phone and a Vonage home service. Pretty excited about not giving my money to ATT. Well they still get my internet monies but that’s 20 bucks versus the 130 a month I was paying in cell bills. Also even with a home service and my 2 new cells, I am saving 50 bucks a month. Haha! Fuck you ATT!!!!!
This Maggie, mother of the extraordinary potty professor signing off.